輕松搞怪愚人節(jié)整人方法

時(shí)間：2024-08-23 13:55:47 學(xué)人智庫

輕松搞怪愚人節(jié)整人方法大全

　　導(dǎo)語：一年一度的愚人節(jié)就要到來了,不整人你就等著被整吧。

輕松搞怪愚人節(jié)整人方法大全

　　2016輕松搞怪愚人節(jié)整人方法大全

　　1給你講個(gè)故事，從前有個(gè)笨蛋，他非常笨，別人問他什么問題他都只會(huì)搖頭或回答“沒有”，這個(gè)故事你聽過嗎?

　　2.找一個(gè)朋友，讓他先說3遍“老鼠”，然后再說3遍“老鼠”，待他說完“老鼠，老鼠，老鼠，鼠老，鼠老，鼠老”之后，立即問他”貓最怕什么”，幾乎可以保證他會(huì)答“老鼠”，本人試過多次，屢試不爽.

　　3 . 隨便找3個(gè)東西，比如3個(gè)杯子吧，你敲第一個(gè)時(shí)讓你的朋友說“忘”，敲第二個(gè)說“情”，第三個(gè)說“水”，美其名曰測試你朋友的反映速度，幾次之后，不停的敲第一個(gè)，你的朋友如果跟著說”忘，忘，忘，忘，汪，汪，汪，汪，汪，……”呵呵，效果就出來了。

　　4. 你問他：“一個(gè)三點(diǎn)水加一個(gè)來是什么?”

　　他想了一想說：”不確定，淶(LAI)?”

　　你再問：“一個(gè)三點(diǎn)水加一個(gè)去呢?”

　　他八成會(huì)說：”...什么字?有這個(gè)字嗎?去?”

　　其實(shí)應(yīng)該是”法”......

　　5. 伸出1個(gè)手指，問別人“這是幾”

　　再次伸出2個(gè)手指，問別人“這是幾”

　　再次伸出3個(gè)手指，問別人“1+1是幾”

　　10人里最多1人答對

　　6. 問比1大的數(shù)字有嗎?對方說有

　　再問比10大的有沒有?對方說有

　　直到說到100000

　　最后問比你傻的傻瓜的有沒有?

　　對方回很警覺的說”沒有”!

　　7 勸MM酒時(shí)對她說：我喝清一杯，你喝一口

　　然后重復(fù)....我清，你一口..........

　　8. 甲：除了人什么動(dòng)物最愛問“為什么”?

　　乙：不知道。

　　甲：是豬!

　　乙：為什么?

　　哈!!!

　　9. 豬的英語拼寫是PUG吧?

　　不對，是PIG

　　不是吧，我怎么記得是U(YOU)呀

　　你弄錯(cuò)了，是I 豬是YOU

　　【“愚人節(jié)”的三種傳說】

　　以下關(guān)于“愚人節(jié)”的三種傳說，其趣味各有千秋，至于哪種更為真實(shí)全憑您的亮眼一辨真?zhèn)螄D!

　　As it was called years ago, All Fools' Day is observed in many countries around the world. The origin of April Fool's Day remains clouded in obscurity. But what is clear is that the tradition of a day devoted to foolery had ancient roots. As we look back in time, many ancient predecessors of April Fool's Day are found.

　　A French legendary

　　The most widespread theory about the origin of April Fool's Day links the Gregorian calendar reform.

　　In 1582 France became the first country to switch from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar. This meant that the beginning of the year was moved from the end of March to January 1. If someone failed to keep up with the change and continued to celebrate the New Year between March 25th and April 1st, various jokes would be played on him. This story might explain why April 1st specifically became the date of the modern holiday.

　　Mythological roots

　　There have been quite a few attempts to provide mythological explanations for the rise of April Fool's Day.

　　One story dates back to Roman mythology, particularly the myth of Ceres (the Goddess of grain and the harvest) and Proserpina. In Roman mythology Pluto, the God of the Dead, abducted Proserpina and brought her to live with him in the underworld. Proserpina called out to her mother Ceres for help, but Ceres, who could only hear the echo of her daughter's voice, searched in vain for Proserpina. The fruitless search of Ceres for her daughter was commemmorated during the Roman festival of Cerealia and believed by some to have been the mythological antecedent of the fool's errands popular on April 1st.

　　British folklore linked April Fool's Day to the town of Gotham. According to the legend, it was traditional in the 13th century for any road that the King travelled over to become public property. People in Gotham didn't want to lose their main road and spread a false story to stop the King. A messenger was sent to Gotham after King John learned the people's trick. But when the messenger arrived in Gotham he found the town was full of lunatics who were engaged in foolish activities such as drowning fish or attempting to cage birds in roofless fences. The King fell for the hoax and declared the town too foolish to warrant punishment. And ever since then, April Fool's Day has supposedly commemmorated their trickery.

　　Anthropological explanations

　　Anthropologists and cultural historians provide their own explanations for the rise of April Fool's Day. According to them, the celebration traces its roots back to festivals marking the Springtime.

　　Spring is the time of year when the weather becomes fickle, as if Nature is playing tricks on man, and festivals occurring during the Spring traditionally mirrored this sense of whimsy and surprise. They often involved temporary inversions of the social order. Normal behavior no longer governed during the brief moment of transition as the old world died and the new cycle of seasons was born. Practical jokes,trickery, and the turning upside down of status expectations were all allowed.

　　In addition,the linkage between April Foolery and the Springtime is seen in another story that traces the origin of the custom back to the abundance of fish to be found in French streams during early April when the young fish had just hatched. These young fish were easy to fool with a hook and lure. Therefore, the French called them 'Poisson d'Avril' or 'April Fish.' Soon it became customary to fool people on April 1, as a way of celebrating the abundance of foolish fish.

　　Vocabulary:

　　observe : celebrate(慶祝)

　　Gregorian calendar: 格里高里歷法，即現(xiàn)行的陽歷，公歷，由教皇格列高利十三世于1582年倡導(dǎo)使用，為朱利安歷法的改進(jìn)版

　　Ceres: 谷類女神，猶如希臘神化中的Demeter，掌管農(nóng)業(yè)，富饒女神

　　Proserpina: 普羅塞耳皮娜，豐饒女神的女兒，后被Pluto誘拐成為地獄的女神

　　Pluto: 普羅托，羅馬神話的冥神

　　Cerealia：農(nóng)神節(jié)，在這一天，人們可以盡情狂歡，奴隸們甚至可以扮演奴隸主的角色統(tǒng)治自己的主人

　　fool's errands : fruitless mission or undertaking(徒勞無用的工作)

　　Gotham: 哥譚鎮(zhèn), 英國傳說中的愚人村, 同時(shí)也是紐約的別名

　　lunatics: 傻瓜，瘋子

　　fall for: 喜歡，愛上

　　too foolish to warrant punishment: 因?yàn)榇遄永锏娜撕苡薇浚钥梢缘玫缴饷?/p>