英語(yǔ)小笑話
英語(yǔ)小笑話1
A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.”
Instead of pleading, I answered simply,“Send me a pitcture of your tattoo，and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest. "
We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo.
英語(yǔ)小笑話2
As the mother of three small children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after stories，prayers, one drink and the bathroom scene，they must go to bed and stay there.
One night，after a particularly trying day，all three were finally tucked in and I headed to the kitchen for some cookies，milk and solitude. I had just started to relax when I was surrounded by three little people，standing there watching me eat. Turning to their father I asked，"Do we relent or stick with the rules?"
Our three-year-old piped up，”Stick with the rules,Mom. "
Knowing she didn't really want to be sent back to bed,I asked，"And what are the rules，Mellisa?"
"Share with one another,"she replied.
英語(yǔ)小笑話3
why is he howling.
他為什么喊
dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫(yī)：請(qǐng)你不要再喊了!我還沒(méi)碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!
英語(yǔ)小笑話4
Hello everyone!My name is ~~.Now,I am 12 years old. I am from ~~.I am a student in NO.1middle school .I like football with my sister after school .I am good at drawing.And i am likelearning English.Ican speak very well!
Do you want to make friend with me ?
譯文
大家好!我的名字是~ ~.現(xiàn)在,我12歲了.我來(lái)自~ ~.我就讀于第一中學(xué).我喜歡踢足球和我姐姐在放學(xué)后.我擅長(zhǎng)于畫(huà)畫(huà).我喜歡學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ). 我能講英語(yǔ)講得很好!
你想和我交朋友吧?
英語(yǔ)小笑話5
Walking to work one day, my husband was hit by a car. It was a minor accident and the driver apologized，adding; "You certainly are lucky. We're right next to a doctor's office."
"I don't know how lucky that is ,"my husband replied."I' m the doctor. "
英語(yǔ)小笑話6
A Present 凱特的'禮物
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎?
媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什么呀?
凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽：可是我已經(jīng)有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。
凱特：不，你沒(méi)有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。
英語(yǔ)小笑話7
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
男孩：這個(gè)座位是空的.么？
女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也將是空的。
英語(yǔ)小笑話8
小妹妹
Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?
保育員：約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你的小妹妹嗎?
Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.
約翰尼：那倒不是。她要是個(gè)男孩就好了。威利有了一個(gè)新生的小妹妹，現(xiàn)在他該認(rèn)為我又在學(xué)他的'樣子了。
英語(yǔ)小笑話9
Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?
Tom: Every month.
爸爸：告訴我湯姆，哪個(gè)月有28天呢？
湯姆：每個(gè)月都有啊！
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