搞笑短信中英文
ICIBA 精心推出[英語幽默搞笑短信]！
是什么在每天傳遞著我們的感情？是短信！
是什么讓每天的生活更美好？是笑聲！
讀一讀英語幽默搞笑短信，
一定會讓你在笑聲中輕松學會英語！
對了，別忘了把笑聲傳遞給你身邊的朋友哦！
本期推薦：沒找到你的腦子
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
你好，我是病毒！并且現在正逐漸進入你的大腦……對不起，我要走了，因為我根本找不到你的大腦！
搞笑英文短信
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000
FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
特別鳴謝： 本消息由沙龍詞友橘子傾情提供~~
充滿智慧的短信
God gave u 2 legs to walk.
2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.
But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably because He wants
you to look for the other.
戀人之間的短信
A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oopz! i miss "U"
簡單卻不失真情哦...
充滿智慧的短信
Yesterday is history，
tomorrow is a mystery.
today is a gift，
that is why we call it the present!
戀人之間的短信
If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and
get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have
a "HEART" without "U".
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