經典搞笑短信中英文對照
經典短信
Love begin with a smile, grow with a kiss, and end with tears.
Love begin with a message, growth with more messages, and end with no message.
Sindy 留言：Is this message classical? Wish you all have a pleasant love, forever, forever...
戀人之間的短信
If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and
get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have
a "HEART" without "U".
送給朋友的英文短信
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know
I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u
will never die.
搞@笑@短@信
Roses are red,
violence are blue,
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!
Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Einstein was
ugly too!
搞笑短信 （中英文對照）
"你知道達爾文嗎?"剛結識的女友突然問道.
"當然知道."小王的語氣十分自信:"我學過兩年,比英文和日文難學多啦!"
"Do you know Darwin?" His new girl friend asked abruptly.
"OF course." Xiaowang said in self-confident voice:"I have studied it for two years,and it is more difficult than English and Japanese."
Sincerely hope you will like this message!
經典英文短信
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden.
Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest.
Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean.
Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you.
It is a nice message. You can send to all your good friends or your love one.
I like this message. How about you?
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